“we know who we are”
We, the beings behind BlackHole Designs, have noticed you Earthlings are a vastly splintered tribe.
So, back at the lab, some of the boys, ( and we use that term VERY loosely) have devised several variations on our Model # 297 AlienLogo Ship.
Shown below is a partial listing of the various versions currently available:
Order Accordingly:
Model # 297E — Special Earthquake Proof Unit for the L.A. Basin and surrounding foothills
Model # 297G — Special Gender Neutral Model for the Bay Area
Model # 297S — Special Glue is used to assure adhesion to pocket protectors for use in the Silicon Valley Area
Model # 297B — Special Bullet-Proof Model if traveling in the NYC or Miami Area
Model # 297R — Made out of Recycled Birchenstocks for the Environmentally Inclined
Model # 297D --- Dyslexic Glue is put on backwards so that you can stick it on the OTHER side of an object.
More Models are being produced daily. If you have an idea for a new VARIANT, send us a note. We will add the BEST IDEAS to this list.
CAUTION: TO UNTRAINED EARTHLING SENSORY ORGANS, ALL OF THE ABOVE MODELS LOOK AND FEEL EXACTLY ALIKE.
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